You know you get those stories that seem to happen to everyone at school?  Well did anyone have one where a kid got fucked by a dog?

It was in winter, and it had snowed; we were out on lunch break.  The landscaped hills in the school playing field made an excellent sledge run, and we were scooting down them on dinner trays that we had nicked out of the canteen.  This big black Labrador thing was loose and running around barking at us every time we went down.

There was this kid from the first year; he was a bit of a geek.  He had these fake black leather trousers on for some reason.  The dog seemed to particularly like this kid; each time he went down the dog went crazy barking and jumping on him.  The last time the kid went down the dog really jumped him.

We all gathered around and formed a big circle like when there is a fight.  Everyone was pissing themselves with hysterical laughter.  The dog had got the kid pinned down and was mounting him – doggy style.  The kid was trying to crawl away on all fours, but the dog was having him big time.  Only when the dog was done with him did the kid get to escape.  We knew the dog was done with him because he had dog spunk all over the shiny black fake leather pants.

I remember seeing that poor lad from time to time over the next 3 years.  We always remembered him and never failed to remind him, and everyone else around, what happened to him that snowy winter lunch break.